Just some little blurps put together to help you smile today :)
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To test me, please send money.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
Life is sexually transmitted.
I used to be indecisive; now I’m not sure.
My reality check just bounced.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Clones are people two.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
I can resist anything but temptation
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
ok ok its wasnt to make you smile it was to LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!!!
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